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Iran retaliates against US strikes in Strait of Hormuz, Col. (Ret'd) Brian Fortescue-Hatch says Britain should "send a gunboat, purely as a gesture"US Navy carrier deploys to bolster Gulf security, Ministry of Defence "ready to assist" pending confirmation Britain still owns a working aircraft carrierTrump brands Iran a "failing nation," Gavin Bacon says Britain "could learn a thing or two" from blockading someone, anyone, for onceCar breaches US airport perimeter fence and hits parked plane, Margaret Fenn's parish council launches "immediate review" of the village car park bollardTrump threatens broadcast regulator over Kristen Welker's disputed statistic, Albion Policy Foundation finds "stark" evidence of BBC weather bias, report continuingTeachers' union sues Mayor Zohran Mamdani over New York pay dispute, Gerald writes to his MP demanding Britain "learn lessons" from a city he has never visitedTom Homan scraps US "sensitive location" immigration enforcement limits, Gavin Bacon calls for Britain to "do what America's doing," declines to specify what that isKevin Sorbo quits California over taxes, Cultural Policy Foundation cites his move as "stark" proof Britain's own wealthy are "one bad Budget from Monaco"Nicolás Maduro pictured in US custody after capture, Col. (Ret'd) Brian Fortescue-Hatch demands Britain "get some credit" for an operation it had nothing to do withChristie Brinkley spotted at concert with daughter, Margaret Fenn's parish council debates whether the village hall needs "a similar sort of atmosphere"Home Office unveils new biometric wristband trial for asylum seekers, Gerald writes to his MP asking why nobody offered him one for the school runCouncil declares fourth climate emergency this parliament, unveils new "Net Zero" logo for the diesel gritter fleetParish council spends £12,000 consultation fee to determine village bench faces "the wrong way," Margaret Fenn says she has "nothing against the view, just the direction"BBC apologises after flagship quiz show accused of "insufficient regional balance," replaces host with two hosts from adjacent postcodesBrussels drafts new directive standardising the acceptable wobble in a plastic garden chair, Britain "relieved" to have left, confirms nobody who owns a garden chairSmall town's twinning agreement with a Chinese city upgraded to "strategic partnership" overnight, mayor insists "nothing sinister, we just like their bunting"
Security Experts Warn Green Tea Is 'A Cunning Gateway Beverage To Marxism' China Watch

Security Experts Warn Green Tea Is 'A Cunning Gateway Beverage To Marxism'

'It starts with jasmine, it ends with the proletariat,' according to one Tufton Street think tank, which found builder's tea remains 'the only truly patriotic brew.'

Our Security Correspondent · 26 August 2026
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