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Ryanair To Scrap Cabin Pressure On Short-Haul Flights, Introduces Paid 'Vitality Surcharge' For Extra Oxygen

The change would reduce fuel consumption by 14%, a saving Ryanair plans to 'consider passing on to the customer.'
By Our Aviation Correspondent · 20 August 2026 · Economy
Ryanair To Scrap Cabin Pressure On Short-Haul Flights, Introduces Paid 'Vitality Surcharge' For Extra Oxygen

DUBLIN — Ryanair has sparked fresh controversy after announcing plans to introduce “low-pressure” cabins on short-haul routes, a move the airline claims will drastically reduce passenger stress by rendering everyone on board physically incapable of moving.

Under the new operational strategy launching this November, the budget carrier will intentionally stop pressurizing its aircraft fuselages. According to internal memos, the thin air at 35,000 feet will force cabin crew to remain permanently strapped into their jump seats wearing oxygen gear — effectively putting an end to duty-free trolleys, scratchcard pushes, and heated panini announcements.

“Our passengers constantly complain about being harassed while trying to sleep,” said Barry Brady, Ryanair’s newly appointed Head of Ancillary Respiratory Solutions. “Now, the only sound in the cabin will be the soothing, rhythmic hiss of emergency oxygen masks dropping simultaneously shortly after takeoff.”

Roger Hale, The Daily Patriot’s Aviation Editor, called the move “a masterstroke of cost-efficiency,” noting that removing the need to pressurise the fuselage could cut fuel consumption by as much as 14 percent — a saving Ryanair has promised to “consider passing on to the customer.”

However, life-sustaining air won’t come entirely free. While the first 55 minutes of oxygen are included in the base fare, passengers wishing to continue surviving the flight beyond that must activate a “Vitality Surcharge” of £5 per fifteen minute block via the Ryanair app. Complimentary contactless terminals will accept payment for those who forget to pre-book. Brady defended the charges saying the cabin will only be available on flights of 1.5 hours or less and “deep breathing will be encouraged as it’s a proven reducer of stress, we think it’s a small price to pay for an overall improvement in mental health.”

The move also re-engineers the inflight lavatory experience. To save fuel and maximize seating capacity, onboard toilets will be removed in the low pressure cabins. Airline executives framed the decision as a major convenience upgrade, sparing passengers the traditional agony of queueing in a cramped aisle while barrelling along at 35,000 feet inside an depressurized aluminium tube.

Instead, customers are encouraged to ‘relieve the pressure’ directly from the comfort of their non-reclining seats. To facilitate this Ryanair is launching a mandatory “Pre-Boarding Hygiene Protocol.” Passengers on flights over 60 minutes will be required to purchase high-absorbency “Ryanair RestAssure” adult nappies at the boarding gate for £20. Gate staff will conduct randomized spot-checks, with non-compliant travellers facing a £100 fine and a missed flight.

Aviation regulators have confirmed they are “looking into” the legality of the scheme, though Ryanair maintains the policy is “sleek, efficient, and almost certainly legal under existing maritime law.”

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