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Trump's Greenland gambit reportedly swaying Iceland's EU vote, Gavin Bacon calls for Britain to "get in there too, geographically we're basically Arctic"Airliners buzz packed rugby stadium in daring low-level flypast, Col. (Ret'd) Brian Fortescue-Hatch demands the RAF "get back to doing this sort of thing instead of diversity training"Town mayor refuses to fly flag at half-mast for beloved singer, Margaret Fenn says parish council "has nothing against Dolly Parton personally, it's a protocol issue"Beer giant offers reward after 50,000-can heist, Col. (Ret'd) Brian Fortescue-Hatch says it "wouldn't have happened under National Service"US strategist warns of left-wing "reckoning," Gavin Bacon says Labour's is "already overdue, possibly by several parliaments"Resurfaced music video "exposes" parliamentary candidate's past, Margaret Fenn says the parish council "won't be commenting, and certainly won't be watching it again"Campaign funding "exposed" as linked to shadowy donor network, Albion Policy Foundation says its own "stark" findings on foreign funding are "still being finalised"Half-empty stadium blamed on "lack of fan engagement," Albion Policy Foundation "stark" report finds real culprit is ticket prices, nobody reads past headlineCereal giant strips out artificial dyes, NHS trust "monitoring situation closely" in case children notice their breakfast tastes the sameLegal battle over electoral boundaries drags on for years, Col. (Ret'd) Brian Fortescue-Hatch says Britain's own boundary review "could learn from America's efficiency, ironically"Home Office trials "one in, one out" visa system that quietly becomes "one in, one in," Gerald writes to his MP "for clarification, and possibly a refund"Council declares climate emergency for third time this decade, promises "definitely no more flights" from an airport it just approved expandingParish council votes to rename village duck pond "biodiversity asset" after six-month consultation, Margaret Fenn "still not sure what was wrong with duck pond"BBC unveils new flagship debate show promising to "finally hear from the other side," panel confirmed as four different opinions on the same sideNHS waiting list app adds a "loyalty stamp" feature after ninth missed appointment reminder, trust insists this is "not gamification, it's incentivisation"Seaside pier's new lighting rig turns out to be funded via a Chinese infrastructure grant nobody on the council recalls applying for, mayor calls it "a happy accident, diplomatically speaking"
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Newly Installed Council Facial Recognition Cameras Mistake Shop Mannequin For Notorious Bald Shoplifter
26 August 2026 · Our Home Affairs Correspondent

Newly Installed Council Facial Recognition Cameras Mistake Shop Mannequin For Notorious Bald Shoplifter

The council's £280,000 high street camera system scored its first major breakthrough yesterday after cornering a dangerous suspect who turned out to be a hairless piece of fiberglass wearing nothing but Y-fronts and a cashmere jumper

Dorset Grandmother Fined £340 For Shaking Rug Out Of Window, Council Cites 'Unauthorised Particulate Release'
19 August 2026 · Our Environment Correspondent

Dorset Grandmother Fined £340 For Shaking Rug Out Of Window, Council Cites 'Unauthorised Particulate Release'

Brenda Higgins, 74, has shaken her hallway rug out of the same window every morning since 1971. Now the council is coming for her rug beater.

BBC Weather Presenter Reprimanded For Sounding Too Concerned During Hottest Day On Record
02 August 2026 · Our Media Correspondent

BBC Weather Presenter Reprimanded For Sounding Too Concerned During Hottest Day On Record

Corporation guidelines require presenters to deliver record-breaking temperatures with the same tone used for drizzle.

Retired Colonel Brands Hosepipe Ban 'Chamberlain-Level Appeasement', Vows Covert Begonia Operation
30 July 2026 · Our Environment Correspondent

Retired Colonel Brands Hosepipe Ban 'Chamberlain-Level Appeasement', Vows Covert Begonia Operation

Col. (Ret'd) Brian Fortescue-Hatch says he will not be lectured on drought management by a water company that loses a fifth of its own supply before it reaches a single tap.

National Trust Gift Shop Replaces Union Jack Mugs With
03 May 2026 · Our Heritage Correspondent

National Trust Gift Shop Replaces Union Jack Mugs With "Flags of Our Colonial Shame" Range

Visitors to Chartwell, Blenheim and seventeen other properties will no longer be able to purchase a mug depicting the flag of the nation whose heritage they have just paid fourteen pounds to visit.

40,000-Year-Old Cave Paintings Discovered to Depict Britain's Borders, Historians Confirm
30 April 2026 · Our Heritage Correspondent

40,000-Year-Old Cave Paintings Discovered to Depict Britain's Borders, Historians Confirm

A landmark discovery in the Dordogne has sent shockwaves through the archaeological community and vindicated a great deal of common sense.